It’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Week on Zoomer Radio, celebrating the inductees who made the biggest difference.
Elvis Presley was a twin.
His twin brother, Jesse, died during birth, so there has never been anyone exactly like Elvis.
“Approximately” like Elvis, yes.
But “exactly” like Elvis? Not a chance.
To be exactly like Elvis, you’d have to have a pet turkey named Bow-Tie.
To be exactly like Elvis you’d have to ask for a rifle for your 11th birthday, and be heartbroken when you received a guitar instead.
Can we whisper a word of thanks please, to whoever broke Elvis’s heart on his 11th birthday?